Saturday, July 11, 2015

Gnome Trail Advisory on Plastics


Trendsetter Franklin Gehrgnome designed the new neighbors' abode on the Gnome Trail to the Beach. He recanted his use of plastic for the guest house in the latest issue of Gnome Home after locals stormed the ribbon cutting, chanting "plastic is deadly to fish and birds!" The plastic guest house mysteriously disappeared soon after the event. Gnomes hope that it did not slide into the creek and out to sea. The gnomes living in these woods have long had a special affinity for using all natural materials and zero waste. Caucuses are taking place now to amend the Gnome Code to ban all plastics at the beach. Up to now, there was no need for a law. But times have changed, and gnomes are resilient. These are green gnomes caring for their neighboring Sea, the greal Blue. Travelers on the Gnome Trail are advised to please be creative using only material from the forest and compostables to create marvelous abodes for the Seabrook gnomes.